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  • How I flirt: *stares from distance*

i genuinely want to speak to you all but i don’t know how to hold a conversation

neutralmilkhospice:

i don’t know how i’d describe my mood at the moment, it’s like short-term happy but long-term sad

fourlittlehobbits:

when it comes to reading i’m either reading 400 pages a day or taking a month to read 200 there is no inbetween

That sucks man
Me trying my best to give emotional condolences.   (via katisque)

spooningcaptainamerica:

neilpatrickheaven:

dadegbert:

“how the fuck are you making hd gifsets of a movie that’s still in theatres” a book by me

the sequel: “how did you make that gifset that episode aired 4.01 seconds ago”

the trilogy: “what the hell that awards show is airing this very moment where the fuck are all these gifs comings from”

urbancatfitters:

im pretty sure by now “tired” is just part of my personality description

momgenes:

My emotional spectrum ranges from industrial noise to Dostoyevsky monologue

ribbonbomb:

with me either i am showered with thirty minutes of makeup and hair done or i haven’t changed out of my pajama pants in three days. there is no inbetween



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