Adriana, Brasil. Don't take anything here seriously. The title is a phrase from the short story The Custody of the Pumpkin by P.G Wodehouse. Sometimes I make screen captions of Father Ted. Welcome to my mad tumblr. And remember this tumblr is not made for you. Current obsessions: Loki, Tom Hiddleston.
  • waking up: i wanna go home
  • walking to school: i wanna go home
  • in school: i wanna go home
  • with friends: i wanna go home
  • at a party: i wanna go home
  • at home: i wanna go home
  • person: hey wanna hang out
  • thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this

Spending half a film wondering what you had previously seen the actors in

para-moriarty:

cbbred:

nicoosuxx:

Holy shit, it’s scary how accurate this is.

❒Single ❒Taken ✔Burdened with glorious purpose

(Source: a-similarstring)

fatherjameshoward:

everything i say feat. omg 

  • me all the time: what am i even doing

gaywardvagabond:

when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline

theyellovvbrickroad:

i dont even know what im saying half the time its like these words are having sex with each other and reproducing sentences my mouth is just the womb

i’d dress nicer but i dont have the money or body

(Source: ohhowardyoucrackmeup)