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ronaldkn0x:

do u consider me a friend too or am i annoying: the movie

braydaaan:

Do you ever go on YouTube thinking you’ll just be on to watch a quick music video then later you find yourself watching a tutorial on how to walk a giraffe. 

i hate people, but i hate saying i hate people because that makes me sound mean i’m nice i like people it’s just that i hate people

downloading-new-emotion:

commander-banana:

I have this problem where I would much rather read the story I’m trying to write than actually write it.

i’ve been looking for this post my entire life

gamsee:

my sexuality is everyone is hot and i am angry

farrahsfaucet:

you dont wanna mess with me i cry easily

nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.



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